SLA to shut down doors after 132 years

*URGENT NEWS*
South Lancaster Academy is sad to announce that we will be shutting down our school.
The announcement was made last night as Mr. Ronald Huff, Principal of the Academy,  stated ” It was discovered after extensive research that the Academy was built on a Fault Line and under the Fault Line is lava that could emerge into the school at any moment. It is sad to see her go but we must find a better location to relocate, but for now the Academy will remain shut down until further notice.”

Possible relocation options would be using AUC’s campus, also we might relocate to GBA in Boston or we could also move our institution to an outdoor campus on top of George Hill.

Please stay tuned for any following announcements. We ask parents to not panic, we have this situation under control. Thanks.

Advertisements

Posted on April 1, 2014, in Top Stories. Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. Ironically New England does have a major fault line running through it. 🙂

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: